what’s this fly doing in my soup?

Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir…

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
No sir, that’s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they’ll all be wanting one.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there’s no extra charge!

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Couldn’t be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I’ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!
Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.

Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1 – a live one?

Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?
It’s fly soup sir!

Waiter, waiter, there’s a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it’s the fly’s day off.

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